Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever
bring me the booty
domino’s pizza saw the chance and they took it
im scrollin down
im yellin tumblr
what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises
it becomes daytrogen
I’m going to bed.
don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen
"hey do you want to hang out tonight?"
"we’ll have food"
Doctor Who the hell cares
How did Girl Scouts become so socialist, gay-supporting and abortion-supporting while Boy Scouts is still so conservative
Oh wait it’s probably because girls are better
Are you implying being Conservative is bad?
good reading comprehension.
if u can’t afford pizza u can’t afford me
This is literally the stupidest comic I have ever made and I’m not even sorry
horror movies that begin with “based on a true story”